Status
Live feeds, watched honestly.
bl00 is only as honest as its feeds are fresh. This page watches them the same way the desk does — the same endpoints, the same staleness rules, in your browser, right now.
The feeds
What this page is
These checks run from your browser against the same public endpoints the desk polls — there's no separate uptime robot to disagree with what you're seeing. If a feed goes stale here, it's stale on the desk too, and the desk says so in the same breath.
Paper-trading simulation. No real funds. Staleness is information, not an alarm — one feed can lag while the rest run on.